Thursday, March 5, 2009

word world and stuff

so yesterday david was not as impressed w/ word world as he originally was. i am debating putting up video of him just sitting there reading a book while they all dance and sing that "WE JUST BUILT A WORD! HOORAY! WE BUILT IT!" Wtf as if that makes sense.

oh god that reminds me!!! that fucking songs by carl or wtfever guy pissed me off yesterday! he is this guy with a guitar on pbs kids in between shows and he looks like a rejected wiggle that is not australian? OH wait i think his name is songs by steve or geetar steve i dont know. anyway. that isnt the point.

the point is that this guy usually is decent by david's standards. i give him a 6/10 on a good day. but yesterday he was singing this ridiculous song that went something like "rain rain pitter patter pitter patter" and i am looking at the television and i see... a playground with tons of shadows and really bright lights. and no water or rain to be found. i mean not to mention the obvious thing of no one even being wet!.

so i said to david "DAVID DONT LISTEN TO THE TELEVISION. there is no rain, i have no idea what the fuck that guy is singing about. he is DELUSIONAL. rain is that wet shit we showed you a week or so ago!" we did too. we took him out in the rain and just let him stand his little feets in it! it was warm enough, lol.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


but i am back now. husband back in school. i turned on pbs kids awhile ago and there was this show called "super readers" on and it was sort of like sesame street NINE THOUSAND with counting and shit but they all use PDAs and computers and fly through outer space and shit. it wasn't bad.

i like this pbs kids because they have these little shorts in between shows where they sing songs and david dances to pretty much anything [including "karma police" which i didn't think was really possible] and some weird smiley dude just sang a song about lines and circles while playing the guitar and i was feeding david his second banana and he would dance between bites, lol. now there's a short where they jump and repeat shit but david likes music better.

now clifford is coming on. he isn't dancing to the credits, which pretty much means that this show sucks. see, david LOVES credits. they are his favorite part of any show.

wow what was the name of the old black woman in the stand? i didn't get that far in the book but jason made me watch the miniseries that they made in the 90s and the corn looked so fake. anyway... this woman in clifford reminded me of her and now clifford is playing with this purple frou frou paris hilton type dog and a yellow dog. and... another dog slid down clifford. and they are playing. this is boring and david is just playing with his car seat. he gives clifford a thumbs down fo sho.