maya and miguel

well i'm eating some bread so that means it's time for some pbs.

the sponsor "commercials" are starting now and an unknown show is coming on. I CAN'T WAIT.

ok maya and miguel. never seen this. this should be good.

bob part II

well the otters episode was solved rather quickly. the blue tractor was talking to some otters, which looked like squirrels, and they stepped on some fresh cement. so the cement truck (which i think was orange) came and poured more cement. that was a nail biter.

bob the builder

this weird loon with a pumpkin head and ice cream cone nose and an indecipherable accent just had a bunch of apples fall on his head. also the green steamroller crushed a bunch of apples and feels like shit about that. the bald guy with the 70s porn mustache assured the green steamroller that it's ok and he knows it's an accident.

now they've given the green steamroller the job of rolling over a bunch of apples because they were too hard. ok... it only took them 5 hours to make apple juice. good job guys.

next episode is called lofty and the otters.

bob the builder is barking out orders at his machines. he's a nazi.

the blue tractor's mouth doesn't move when he or she talks. i think the blue tractor is schizophrenic.

explanation of blog

lately my 8 month old has been extremely clingy and not letting me eat so i turned on the idiot box for him, tuned it to pbs, and i am now watching bob the builder as i eat some nachos. we don't watch tv here, prefer netflix or tv online for the few shows we do watch. this is the first time i've done this for a distraction.

i will now make short entries about what is going on in tv land